I am the worst drunk

Journal Entry: Tue Aug 31, 2010, 7:34 PM

I don't care what anyone says, breasts are nature's beer cozy.

-z-

CSS Coded and Images by Trapiki

No Comments

Reading: Me Talk Pretty One Day - David Sedaris
Watching: Sons of Anarchy Season 2
Playing: will resume once my stupid toe heals.
Eating: CRAYONS :D

I am the worst drunk by ZoeQuinn

Watch

No comments have been added yet.

More from ZoeQuinn

The Humble Bumble Is Now Accepting Commissions!Hooray!
So I am expanding my toolkit and am now comfortable with taking commissions! Have a pendant or charm bracelet in mind? I'm your girl!
Basically the process would go like this:
- You contact me anyplace you like with the rough idea of what you want.
- We go back and forth with the who what where when and why of making it happen. Maybe I can do exactly what you want, maybe I could if there were a few tweaks, either way we'd figure it out in this stage. This would include things like gift wrapping, using certain chains or materials, etc.
- I get the final approval of the concept for you.
- I quote you a price, and we get approval there. This will also involve quoting you a deposit amount, usually based on how much/what kind of material I will be using.
- You send me the deposit.
- I make you the item. I keep doing it until it's right, and will send you pictures every step of the way.
- You give the go ahead to ship, and pay the rest of the money owed.
- I ship out the item when I

Woah hey thereGuess whose pokemon stones are the first search result in google image search for "pokemon evolution stones"?
This girl.
Hell yes.
Thank you to everyone who favorited, bought, and viewed my nerd creations!
I use the hell out of tumblr now and include a lot of pictures of in-progress resin pieces for the curious: http://thehumblebumble.tumblr.com/
More stuff coming soon!

I really should update this thing more.Hi!
So you may have noticed I'm kind of flittering all over at least 3 mediums at the moment (drawing, jewelry-making, photography) so I'm sorry for any confusion among followers this has caused! But thanks to anyone who has stuck by me, especially those of you who have supported my artistic endeavours on etsy, you all freaking rule.
I'm doing a daily drawing thing and I am not sure if I wanna put everything up here cause I don't wanna spam anyone, but I'll try and remember to put the good ones up. If anyone's interested, you can see the rest of my dailies (and some other dorky stuff) at my tumblr http://fatbutt.tumblr.com/ .
Anyway I am not really sure what else to write at the moment other thank thanks for lookin at my dorky stuff!
- Zoe

Yaaaay! I'm back in the studio!FINALLY got my studio lights back from my old place. Only took a year of back and forth to get them shipped to me. I only ever got to use them once before I had to up and move :

Meh.Damnit, my fickle muse ran off again. Anyone got any tips for getting inspired again?
-z-

I think I've hopped to Earth-5New journal skin, thanks to Trapiki. I'm rather fond of cephlopods

Finally got my dang snail picture! I've been waiting to the little bastards to show up for months since I got my little macro extension tube. Before I got it, I had the stupidity to loudly announce outside (apparently within earshot of all of the snails) that I couldn't wait till I got my macro adapter to take some cool pictures of snails. A week later, I got it and suddenly no friggin snails for months. You jerks.
Since moving to Canada, snails have kind of been an oddity to me. Back where I grew up, the only snails we had were smaller than an advil. Seeing ones this big just hanging out is too cool. That's the thing about moving to another country in the western world that speaks the same language as the one you are from - it's like hopping to a slightly different dimension where JFK wasn't assassinated or something.
For instance, upon moving here I discovered in a half-drunken state that one of my major p

Welp.So, project 365 is a bust. I broke my toe and ran out of stuff in my house to take pictures of while I slowly go insane. I kept ending up with a bunch of shitty snapshots that I'd rather not clog my hard drive up with anyway, so instead of trying to get a photo a day in, I'm gonna hold myself to doing it as much as possible. Which has been working nicely anyway, and ultimately has accomplished what I hoped the project would accomplish just the same.
Also, it's kinda dorky, but if you like pokemon at all you might wanna check out my new blog entry over at my website: http://www.zoequinn.com/blog/?p=83 . We tried to destroy a pokemon cart using all the elements in the game, including FIRE, and it still didn't work. Nintendium should be added to the periodic table of elements because good lord.
Uploading some new stuff and some old stuff today, but I wanna take a minute to mention three artists who rule. The first is AforAdultery who does amazing shots like this: http://fc09.deviantart.ne

Got Premium!Hi out there!
So I've decided I like this site and am going to keep up with it a fair bit more, and am going to use it as the place I post the project 365 shots daily (or every other day if things get nuts as they tend to). DA's the only place I'm going to be doing this, as I'm going to do weekly batches on my photoblog at www.zoequinn.com/blog so if you like my photography (you silly silly person) and want to see it grow, here is the place to do it.
Speaking of which, finally got the dang site up and running and am going to try to use it more. I have a few concept shots in mind planned out featuring some of the more interesting people I've met and learned from over the years, one of them being a (now) close friend who was explained to me as being an internet boogeyman. Unsuprisingly, you shouldn't believe anything you hear, and sometimes all someone needs is for you to believe in them. I can't wait to do this shot.
I'm also planning on making an abstract self-portrait out of fruit! I

Screw it.Starting tomorrow, I'm going to do a photo a day for at least a year.
I'm done making excuses. There will always be a million reasons *not* to do something.
Stay tuned...
-z-

View Gallery · View Prints

More from DeviantArt

Patreon Rewards Archive I'm currently making a living out from my patreon by sharing my PSD, video, tutorial and other resources for a bi-weekly donated

if you are interested in supporting me and helping me produce more content while getting special perks, please check my Patreon!
I'll be archiving all term rewards here to make it easier for my future patrons to look through : )
A term is pretty much half of a month or 2 weeks and each has their own unique rewards and perks to them.
If you are more interested in my tutorials, please check out my gumroad store : )
.FAQ.

TERM 30 rewards (Feb1-22)
Tutorial, video process, voice over tutorial,PSD, HI-RES jpg

Sun Xerneas and Moon Yveltal?

Commission info (Open)*******************************************
Commission Status: Open
[Slots]
1. Taken
2. Taken
3. Taken
4. Taken
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
*******************************************

If you'd like to take a look at more of my past commissions as a sample they are right here ->http://nemurou.deviantart.com/gallery/36656669/Commissions ( also at nemuroudelux )

Most commissions will be posted on my DA gallery.

Commission prices slightly change from time to time. (not that often though)
*******************************************
[ Prices for 1 picture (USD) ]

Animals/props might cost a bit extra.

If characters are too detailed I might charge extra. ;;

Max characters are 3.

The prices listed apply for 1 character.

Extra character is same price.

Type 1 : Traditional medium style

[Bullet; Red] I color these digitally so there are no originals and I will not b

Celebrating Deviousness - February 2016

In Recognition of Exemplary Membership and an Outstanding Spirit of helpfulness and mentoring within the DeviantArt community.
Introducing KovoWolf
:iconkovowolf:
Hello! My name is Amber and I’m an art enthusiast and deviously addicted to DeviantArt in the most healthy way possible. My artistic adventures started when I was very young, doodling on my homework as far back as I can remember. My grandfather stirred within me a passion and desire to pursue the arts and to keep going with it. Even passing down his Disney animation books he received when he worked for Disney as an animator. After loosing his battle with cancer I lost all motivation, will and desire to continue with my art. In any form or fashion. It was soul crushing.
After being referred to join DeviantArt by a friend who was a deviant I came to se

HIRING ARTISTS!!!

Hi everyone!
I’ve realized over the years that I can’t draw everything myself, and I’ve damaged my hands by trying to draw all of my comics on my own. My followers are always asking when the next chapter of Fisheye Placebo or Knite is coming out, and it always pains me to say not yet. I can’t draw for more than a few hours a day now before the pain sets in.
I’m still determined to finish the comics I started, but I know I’m going to need help. I’ve been dabbling in 3D backgrounds for Fisheye Placebo, but I still had to build them myself, which is very time consuming and damaging to my hands in different ways.
I’ve been thinking a lot and I want to move my comic creating techniques to the next level and incorporate both 3D characters and 3D backgrounds. I’m not the most skilled when it comes to 3D programs, and I don’t have the time or health to create all the models myself, so I am looking

For those of you who were wondering......how the hell I use FlipaClip in my animations, this is for you.

Lackadaisy - PatreonI've recently left my job in the game industry so that I could focus more of my time and attention on Lackadaisy. Patreon is my weapon of choice in trying to see this to fruition.
If more Lackadaisy comic updates, illustrations, tutorials, mini-comics, books and other things interests you, please do check it out!

Notes on Character Design
I received the question pictured below at my tumblr blog. In case it's useful to anyone here, I decided to go ahead and use this otherwise dormant journal to share the article I put together in response.
Character design and drawing are tome-sized topics and even if I had all the answers (I don't - I have a lot to learn), I'm not sure I could communicate them effectively. Here are some thoughts an ideas that might help, though.
First, some general things...
- Relax.
Let some of that anxiety go. This isn't a hard science. There's no wrong way,

kawaii text faces´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ
(・∀・ )
(￣(エ)￣)
（￣へ￣）
( 　ﾟ,_ゝﾟ)
(ι´Д｀)ﾉ
(･ｪ-)
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
щ(ಠ益ಠщ)
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
ಠ_ಠ
( °٢° )
ʘ‿ʘ
ಥ⌣ಥ
ಥ‿ಥ
(ΘεΘ

(n˘v˘•)¬
(✪㉨✪)
ヽ(๏∀๏ )ﾉ
（╹ェ╹）
╮(─▽─)╭
щ(ಥДಥщ)
≖‿≖
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
(⊙ヮ⊙)
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
ᕙ(⇀

Updates as of October2009: Missing Halloween's story was created. Discontinued.
2010: Attempted to rework in 3D. Failed. Discontinued.
2013: Revived and started the animation production. Didn't reach Halloween. Hiatus.
2014: Resumed and held a contest. Didn't reach Halloween. Hiatus.
2015: Resumed. Missing Halloween didn't miss Halloween!
For the past month, me and Negyek were hard at work, day and night, to finish Missing Halloween. Later on, Procrastacat and VenBright were hired to give various voices for the ending scene. All of these are, of course, paid jobs, thanks to my Patreon supporters.
By November 29, the animation is officially done. All 8+ minutes of it.
This woul

Browse More Like This · Shop Similar Prints

Featured in Groups

Not currently featured in any groups.

Details

Submitted on: August 31, 2010

Link

Thumb

Stats

Views: 864 (1 today)
Favourites: 0
Comments: 0